why am i, a gamer and perfect gentleman, denied coochie?
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
*walks into a museum* *picks up ancient Greek urn with a person with a dick out drawn on it* *smashes it on the floor* a better, more positive museum
Tumblr made no nut November permanent
- Hell
- Your mom’s sofa
- In the trees, yelling
- An iceberg hunting ocean liners in April, 1912
- Epcot, circa 1983